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  <title>Let the funeral start, hear the casket close.</title>
  <subtitle>Let's pin split-black ribbon on your overcoat.</subtitle>
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    <name>gloria</name>
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  <updated>2006-11-21T08:50:50Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:im_ur_paradigm:2492</id>
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    <title>ANTM</title>
    <published>2006-11-21T08:50:50Z</published>
    <updated>2006-11-21T08:50:50Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Counting Blue Cars - Dishwalla</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Netball training's gonna give my wrinkles by the age of 20 from squinting under the scorch or the garish sun.&lt;br /&gt;It's also gonna give me skin cancer by the age of 25.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Training training training.&lt;br /&gt;the whole lot of seniors came down to train us. you dont wanna ask how training was like. so, skippity skip skip.&lt;br /&gt;and its time for lunch. well, it was about what? 2 plus already? gosh the girls are super noisy. we were attracting too much attention in macdonalds for our own good.&lt;br /&gt;oh. and our dearest captain amanda, HANDWASHES the netball bibs by herself! how unexpected. lol.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;anyway. DANIELLE's America's Next Top Model yeah!! thank god jade got out. xD&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://pics.livejournal.com/im_ur_paradigm/pic/0000r5kx/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://pics.livejournal.com/im_ur_paradigm/pic/0000r5kx/s320x240" width="180" height="240" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;then there were two.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://pics.livejournal.com/im_ur_paradigm/pic/0000ppwh/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://pics.livejournal.com/im_ur_paradigm/pic/0000ppwh/s320x240" width="180" height="240" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;there's joanie. ooh la la.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://pics.livejournal.com/im_ur_paradigm/pic/0000qacc/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://pics.livejournal.com/im_ur_paradigm/pic/0000qacc/s320x240" width="180" height="240" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and then there's Danielle!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;okay. back to freecell. =)</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:im_ur_paradigm:2054</id>
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    <title>.*NEWS FLASH : gloria's a coward*</title>
    <published>2006-11-20T09:45:22Z</published>
    <updated>2006-11-20T09:45:22Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Ain't your fairytale - Sonata Arctica</lj:music>
    <content type="html">*hiccups*&lt;br /&gt;hiccups, my friend, is the most irritating thing whatever ever!&lt;br /&gt;ive tried holding my breath. hiccups still there. &lt;br /&gt;breathing in and out from a bag like THREE times. hiccups.. *hiccups*.. still there. bleah.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;so there was netball training today. *hiccups* at exactly 6.55, i woke up from a bad dream. so i was so scared to move i was deciding whether to lay in bed or just get the hell outta bed and get ready for training. *hiccups* i was so freaked out from my nightmare that i didnt even wanna go for training anymore. HAHAH. gawsh. cowardy cat. tsk tsk.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*hiccups*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;training was messy and everything BADDD today. miss cai is sooo trying to shield the juniors from everything except *hiccups* kim la that biased shite. but nvm. we'll (i quote from eli) "treat her like air"! LO *hiccups* L. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;AND. we were at BK having lunch.&lt;br /&gt;soo. i thought i'd try something new instead of the normal fish or chicken burger.&lt;br /&gt;so i ordered SINGLES MUSHROOM SWISS.&lt;br /&gt;i got it and it was wrapped in the cheeseburger paper thingy. i opened it, found only the patty and cheese.&lt;br /&gt;so i kinda exclaimed "THEY GAVE ME A CHEESE BURGER!" so s.im, siti, eli and amanda who apparently have eaten a mushroom swiss burger before, said they did not.&lt;br /&gt;LIKE WHAT! WHAT DIFFERENCE IS THERE IN A MUSHROOM SWISS AND A CHEESEBURGER WHEN THERE's ONLY A PATTY AND CHEESE HELLOOO???&lt;br /&gt;so i ate it la.&lt;br /&gt;halfway through the burger.&lt;br /&gt;i tasted the mushroom.&lt;br /&gt;GLORIA AH GLORIA. *shakes head* tut tut.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;oh yay! hiccups gone! xD</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:im_ur_paradigm:1919</id>
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    <title>shakespeare baby</title>
    <published>2006-11-18T18:16:48Z</published>
    <updated>2006-11-18T18:16:48Z</updated>
    <lj:music>the one you love  - glenn fray</lj:music>
    <content type="html">"Take him and cut him out in little stars, &lt;br /&gt;And he will make the face of heaven so fine &lt;br /&gt;That all the world will be in love with night &lt;br /&gt;And pay no worship to the garish sun"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"so, either by thy pictures or my love, &lt;br /&gt;Thyself away thou art present with me; &lt;br /&gt;For thou not farther than my thoughts canst move, &lt;br /&gt;And i am still with them, and they with thee"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I know you need a friend, someone you can talk to&lt;br /&gt;Who will understand what you're going through&lt;br /&gt;When it comes to love, there's no easy answer&lt;br /&gt;Only you can say what you're gonna do&lt;br /&gt;I heard you on the phone, you took his number,&lt;br /&gt;Said you were alone but you called him "Sue"&lt;br /&gt;Isn't he the guy, the guy who left you cryin'?&lt;br /&gt;Isn't he the one who made you blue?&lt;br /&gt;When you remember those nights in his arms,&lt;br /&gt;You know you gotta make up your mind&lt;br /&gt;Are you gonna stay with the one who loves you&lt;br /&gt;Or are you goin' back to the one you love?&lt;br /&gt;Someone's gonna cry when they know they've lost you&lt;br /&gt;Someone's gonna thank the stars above&lt;br /&gt;What you gonna say when he comes over?&lt;br /&gt;There's no easy way to see this through&lt;br /&gt;All the broken dreams, all the disappointments&lt;br /&gt;Oh girl, what you gonna do?&lt;br /&gt;Your heart keeps sayin', "It's just not fair"&lt;br /&gt;But still you gotta make up your mind</content>
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    <title>O holy night</title>
    <published>2006-11-18T13:28:22Z</published>
    <updated>2006-11-18T13:28:22Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Me &amp; You (remix) - Cassie</lj:music>
    <content type="html">and the christmas tree's up! finished with ribbons and a bright big star on the top. smarttt. =)&lt;br /&gt;pizza pizza! NICE.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:im_ur_paradigm:1432</id>
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    <title>mistaken identity</title>
    <published>2006-11-18T08:06:10Z</published>
    <updated>2006-11-18T08:06:10Z</updated>
    <lj:music>shimmy shimmy quarter turn - hellogoodbye</lj:music>
    <content type="html">oh gawsh. i used the word paradigm wrongly. =X&lt;br /&gt;i feel so. ashamed. *hides face*&lt;br /&gt;AHHHHHH. and its too late to change it. i need a new livejounal account. x(((((</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:im_ur_paradigm:1030</id>
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    <title>just keep swimming, just keep swimming...</title>
    <published>2006-11-18T07:34:59Z</published>
    <updated>2006-11-18T07:34:59Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Angels Or Devils - Dishwalla</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Girlies off to get wet and wild! haha!&lt;br /&gt;there isnt much rides and stuffs. so we practically spent the time at the lazy river and an hour at the "Tsunami" wave pool and taking the Ular-lah.&lt;br /&gt;One of the lifeguards was soo totally hitting on Siti! he's an emo lifeguard who wears a thick layer of eye-liner during work at WILD WILD WET. hah! *cobs fringe down and draws on thick layer of eye-liner.. and go swimming in bikini!!!* HAHAHAH.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;anyway. say hello to our friend, Fats. x)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://pics.livejournal.com/im_ur_paradigm/pic/0000k4fs/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://pics.livejournal.com/im_ur_paradigm/pic/0000k4fs/s320x240" width="320" height="240" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:im_ur_paradigm:1019</id>
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    <title>ghostly ghouls</title>
    <published>2006-11-18T04:05:31Z</published>
    <updated>2006-11-18T04:05:31Z</updated>
    <lj:music>All Hail The Heartbreaker - The Spill Canvas</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Merry Christmas Y'all!&lt;br /&gt;okay. its still early. but who cares! the decorations are all up on orchard road! &lt;br /&gt;everyone's so christmassy!&lt;br /&gt;big golden christmas tree's gonna be up in my house and shining like a gem in a few hours time! following it would be oder-in pizzas! yummy. x)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and some a christmas chocolate souffle for you! (for those who dont own an oven like me, to make you feek better, think of the hundreds of calories behind that yummy souffle.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#1. Melt 55g of butter and DARK chocolate bar together. Mix well.&lt;br /&gt;#2. In a separate bowl, whisk 2 eggs and 2 yolks. Add in 3 tablespoonful of sugar and&lt;br /&gt;    continue mixing.&lt;br /&gt;#3. Pour the above mixture into the chocolate-butter mixture. Stir and add 2 teaspoonful&lt;br /&gt;    of flour and 1 teaspoonful of cinnamon.&lt;br /&gt;#4. Pour mixture into mould and put in oven for about 7 minutes or so at 230 degrees&lt;br /&gt;    celcius. =)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;for now, lets backtrack to halloween for the pictures. =)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://pics.livejournal.com/im_ur_paradigm/pic/00001qyb/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://pics.livejournal.com/im_ur_paradigm/pic/00001qyb/s320x240" width="320" height="240" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;candid shot. whatever i was doing with my nails.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://pics.livejournal.com/im_ur_paradigm/pic/00002kfs/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://pics.livejournal.com/im_ur_paradigm/pic/00002kfs/s320x240" width="320" height="240" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the convict's shoulder angel and devil.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://pics.livejournal.com/im_ur_paradigm/pic/00003aw6/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://pics.livejournal.com/im_ur_paradigm/pic/00003aw6/s320x240" width="180" height="240" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;witch's corner.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://pics.livejournal.com/im_ur_paradigm/pic/000043xw/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://pics.livejournal.com/im_ur_paradigm/pic/000043xw/s320x240" width="320" height="240" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;hello? guys? over here! *waves*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://pics.livejournal.com/im_ur_paradigm/pic/00005tr9/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://pics.livejournal.com/im_ur_paradigm/pic/00005tr9/s320x240" width="320" height="240" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;what the hell am i doing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://pics.livejournal.com/im_ur_paradigm/pic/00006gkd/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://pics.livejournal.com/im_ur_paradigm/pic/00006gkd/s320x240" width="320" height="240" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;convict. dancer?? javanese princess. angel. SMILING devil.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://pics.livejournal.com/im_ur_paradigm/pic/00007h6z/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://pics.livejournal.com/im_ur_paradigm/pic/00007h6z/s320x240" width="180" height="240" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the food's at the back. monster mash and all.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://pics.livejournal.com/im_ur_paradigm/pic/000082xe/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://pics.livejournal.com/im_ur_paradigm/pic/000082xe/s320x240" width="180" height="240" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;what? a convict trying to repent just by stealing the angel's halo?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://pics.livejournal.com/im_ur_paradigm/pic/000094q6/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://pics.livejournal.com/im_ur_paradigm/pic/000094q6/s320x240" width="180" height="240" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;question mark? question mark?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://pics.livejournal.com/im_ur_paradigm/pic/0000agbh/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://pics.livejournal.com/im_ur_paradigm/pic/0000agbh/s320x240" width="180" height="240" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;rip of the wings of the angel-fly?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://pics.livejournal.com/im_ur_paradigm/pic/0000bww1/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://pics.livejournal.com/im_ur_paradigm/pic/0000bww1/s320x240" width="320" height="240" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;awwwwww.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://pics.livejournal.com/im_ur_paradigm/pic/0000cd9s/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://pics.livejournal.com/im_ur_paradigm/pic/0000cd9s/s320x240" width="320" height="240" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://pics.livejournal.com/im_ur_paradigm/pic/0000dzye/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://pics.livejournal.com/im_ur_paradigm/pic/0000dzye/s320x240" width="180" height="240" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;behind's the alter of some sort.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://pics.livejournal.com/im_ur_paradigm/pic/0000eacc/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://pics.livejournal.com/im_ur_paradigm/pic/0000eacc/s320x240" width="180" height="240" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;birthday frenchmaid and the angel.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;pictures from yesterday's wild wild wet trip will be posted when i get the pictures so hang on. &lt;br /&gt;p.s. no, there werent any cute eurasian guys but one. the rest are MEN in their TRUNKS. HAHAHAHA. wedgies.</content>
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    <title>im_ur_paradigm @ 2006-11-16T19:26:00</title>
    <published>2006-11-16T11:26:03Z</published>
    <updated>2006-11-16T11:48:46Z</updated>
    <lj:music>bright eyes - haligh haligh a lie haligh</lj:music>
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Al Gore &lt;br&gt;
John Kerry &lt;br&gt;
President Bush &lt;br&gt;
Sean Connery &lt;br&gt;
Napoleon Dynamite, Uncle Rico, and Kip &lt;br&gt;
Steven Seagal &lt;br&gt;
Peter Griffin (Family Guy) &lt;br&gt;
Barry White &lt;br&gt;
Christopher Walken (Wedding Crashers) &lt;br&gt;
Owen Wilson (Ear Muffs) &lt;br&gt;
Dr. Evil &lt;br&gt;
Fat Bastard &lt;br&gt;
Austin Powers &lt;br&gt;
Borat  &lt;br&gt;
Arnold Schwarzenegger (Parody) &lt;br&gt;
Quagmeyer &lt;br&gt;
Ali G &lt;br&gt;
Steve Nash &lt;br&gt;
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*standing ovation*
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my favourite's the impression of BArry White, Owen Wilson, President Bush, Austin Powers and Dr. Evil. xD</content>
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    <title>Free Hugs</title>
    <published>2006-11-15T01:28:11Z</published>
    <updated>2006-11-15T01:28:11Z</updated>
    <lj:music>hale - the day you said goodnight.</lj:music>
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    &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sometimes, a hug is all what we need. Free hugs is a real life controversial story of Juan Mann, A man whose sole mission was to reach out and hug a stranger to brighten up their lives. &lt;br /&gt;In this age of social disconnectivity and lack of human contact, the effects of the Free Hugs campaign became phenomenal.&lt;br /&gt;As this symbol of human hope spread across the city, police and officials ordered the Free Hugs campaign BANNED. What we then witness is the true spirit of humanity come together in what can only be described as awe inspiring.&lt;br /&gt;In the Spirit of the free hugs campaign, PASS THIS TO A FRIEND and HUG A STRANGER! After all, If you can reach just one person...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PS. The response to this video has been nothing short of overwhelming and touching. Hugs to every single one of you who messaged. There has been thousands of emails from all over the world by people seeking to participate in the Free Hugs campaign and asking for permission. You do not need permission. This is the peoples movement, this is *your* movement. With nothing but your bare hands you can make THE difference. &lt;br /&gt;Imagine all the people.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;anybody wants to make a difference? go on the Free Hugs Campaign with me!</content>
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